How to tape up your hands before a fight
Let’s go beat someone up! But no seriously, does this prevent pain or something ? What do these bandages actually serve ?
It keeps your bones aligned to prevent injury, compresses soft tissue to make the fist more rigid, and pads the knuckles. Skull bones are sturdier than hand bones, and even if you know what you’re doing there’s a high risk of damaging your metacarpals if you punch someone barehanded. It’s why they recommend if you find yourself in a fight unprepared to bunt their nose with the butt of your palm, because if the other person tucks their head and you end up hitting their forehead instead it’ll do a lot less damage to your palm than your knuckles.
Tumblr teach’n you how to fucks someone’s shit up.
I WILL NEVER STOP LOSING IT AT “FUCK YOU LADY.”
Oh my god the “FUCK YOU LADY” is the best
YESSS THIS POST IS BACK
the waitomo caves of new zealand’s northern island, formed two million years ago from the surrounding limestone bedrock, are home to an endemic species of bioluminescent fungus gnat (arachnocampa luminosa, or glow worm fly) who in their larval stage produce silk threads from which to hang and, using a blue light emitted from a modified excretory organ in their tails, lure in prey who then become ensnared in sticky droplets of mucus.
Oh, okay, this is probably going to be long. AND THANK YOU FOR THE ASK, I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
Okay, let’s see what’s first…
ALL MY OWN HEADCANONS PAST THIS POINT; ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK
- Dipper and Mabel stay with Stan for the majority of the year. Their family is fairly rich, and their parents are often away on business trips, vacations, ect. They’re hardly ever home, which leaves Dipper and Mabel to stay with Stan most of the time.
- This AU takes place a few years in the future, with the Pines Twins being in their late teens.
- The Mystery Shack sort of acts as both the Mystery Shack and the Tent Of Telepathy. Stan runs the Mystery Shack, and the twins have their own show, performed weekly.
- Dipper is usually in charge of their shows, deciding on the performance and execution (sometimes literally!), whereas Mabel is in charge of costume design.
- Instead of being the cheapskate penny pincher Stan is in Regular Pines, he’s quite the money bags and has no problem with throwing his money away, especially for Mabel. Their relationship is more based on him buying her whatever she wants, i.e. “buying her love”, rather than the genuine caring relationship they actually have.
- Soos and Wendy still work at the Shack, though Wendy is a goody two shoes and Soos is hardly ever around. Instead of Dipper crushing on Wendy, Wendy instead is infatuated with Dipper, and acts very shy and nervous around him. He is oblivious.
- Instead of being shy, dorky and naive, Reverse Dipper has a cool demeanor, and can get somewhat controlling, feeling as if everything must go his way.
- Instead of being quirky, friendly and confident, Mabel comes off as cold, and craves attention, which she usually gets from the audience.
- Dipper uses the Journal for inspiration for their shows. (This can sometimes fall into Depravity Falls territory, if the shows get violent enough.)
Bonus Human Bill Cipher AU for your AU:
- (Cause I can find a way to ship Mabill across all universes)
- Mabel finds out about Bill through the Journal, and forces him to manifest in a human body. The catch is that she summons him and catches him in a loop hole by allowing the human body, and using that to be able to manifest in the real world.
- May or may not be used in their shows as an unwilling volunteer.
- Bill is no different in the Reverse Pines AU, or any AU for that matter. He is constant throughout all AUs, because insanity is a constant.
And there you have it! Keep in mind that these are just my own fun headcanons, and I don’t even have good ideas to back up a lot of them. But if you’ve read this far, thank you!
Ring around a Rosie, Satanic circle homies
Is this the dark brotherhood
You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train
seriously rolling on the floor laughing
gotta go fast
if u squish those bunny marshmallows they become kim jong-un
Hold on to your pine tree hats, Gravity Falls is coming to Disney XD and it’s bring with it 4 brand new shorts never before seen in the US!
((Okay, I know it’s not Motorcity related, but you gotta help me out here people!))
((Gravity Falls is now being tossed onto Disney XD, where I’ve learned over the course of time that good shows go to die or are just ignored by the network entirely. Some examples being Motorcity, Tron Legacy, and Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!, despite the SRMTHFG! having 4 seasons and almost nothing in terms of merchandise.))
((When Disney XD usually has a good show, they start fucking with it’s programming times, and putting it on when kids or most human beings can’t watch it. Usually around 5am on weekends, or 2-3am on weekdays. And you should even take that with a truckload of salt, because they don’t stick to a planned schedule a good part of the time when they’re trying to kill a show’s ratings.))
((So help me spread the word, everyone! That it’s now imperative to watch as much Gravity Falls as you can when it’s on! Even when they’re just showing reruns! I don’t want to lose another great and original show to Disney’s horrible decisions again.))
((HELP GRAVITY FALLS MY FRIENDS!!))
PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.
Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.
Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc.
Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.
Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this.
I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:
- Do not touch it
- Do not touch it
- Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
- Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
- Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.
I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.
when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary
Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else
there was a bunch of these at disneyland
i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them.
These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.
This shit is bad news
PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.
reblog if you post mostly:
- Gravity Falls
and I will follow your blog! (no pinecest, sorry)
Godzilla 1960’s #tributetuesday #godzilla